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Twitter can be a very powerful tool…IF you know how to properly use it. It acts as a status update to the question “What are you doing?” and also acts as a source for information sharing though the form of micro blogging. While it is not wrong to write about anything at all, I think some Tweets should be kept privately to one self…

Enough said…

There is the Christmas Tree, there is even a Money Tree, but have you ever heard of a Love Tree?

Our love tree

You see, this is another “by-product” of our office. As you can tell, it’s a Christmas tree from last year, and everyone seems too busy (or lazy rather) to pack up the tree. Instead, during the recent Chinese New Year, we decorated it with fans and ang pows. So, since Valentine’s Day is coming, we brilliantly decorated it with hearts! What’s next?…the tree using a hard hat for Labour Day? And you wonder why we’re known as a creative agency.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Here at the office, we have an ancient fridge. A fridge that still clogs up with ice so bad, that there isn’t any room left for storage. Yesterday, we decided to defrost the freezer and at the same time to clear out stuff that are still there for the longest time (yes…it can be a little gross considering some expired food stuff that you find in there), and whilst we were defrosting the freezer…look at what we found…

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It reads: “For 10,000 Years Megatron was under the deep ice…FREEDOM!!!” The line below that says: “I can’t feel my foot!”

And you know what? This is still considered a typical day at the office. Hehe…

When living in Malaysia, it’s well known that you have to brace yourself for “surprises” when using public toilets. But just when you thought you’ve seen everything possible in these toilet, I bet you haven’t seen this…

Someone (or something!) was either washing their vegetables here or some guy puked this out! Whatever it is…its FUCKING GROSS! Sigh! Some people are just so inconsiderate and uncivilized.

A colleague emailed me this which I thought was hilarious.

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

Chris L. Jensen