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For close to 2 years…

You wake me up every morning and you’re the first I see

You sang to me whenever I feel down

You comfort me with your brillance

You remind me of things whenever I forget

You kept me entertained with your latest gossips

You listened to my problems

You are there with me through good times and bad

You kept my memories with you

We have this inimate connection that I can’t explain

I can’t live without you….

…thank you my dearest N80 :P

It’s 745AM….I jumped out of bed…rushed to the washroom…came back out…only to remember…IT’S SATURDAY!!!! …..went back to sleep till 1030AM….says a lot right?…sigh!

This is an actual conversation I had over MSN Messenger today:

whiterabbit says:
yo
whiterabbit says:
what’s up?
– demonick™ — says:
hey…errmm…the sky?
whiterabbit says:
someone’s not being very creative today
– demonick™ — says:
eh…creative wut
whiterabbit says:
how is that creative?
– demonick™ — says:
err…because it is?
whiterabbit says:
…..
whiterabbit says:
but why?
– demonick™ — says:
did anyone give you the same answer i did?
whiterabbit says:
yes
whiterabbit says:
but not today
– demonick™ — says:
ok..hahah…
– demonick™ — says:
but i was just stating the obvious
whiterabbit says:
not really
whiterabbit says:
it should have been the ceiling
whiterabbit says:
since you’re indoors
– demonick™ — says:
hahaha..
– demonick™ — says:
darn
– demonick™ — says:
but the sky is “upper” than ceiling
whiterabbit says:
might as well say space is further up?
– demonick™ — says:
eh..true also..
– demonick™ — says:
okok..ask me again
– demonick™ — says:
:p
whiterabbit says:
no need
whiterabbit says:
i don’t want to know anymore
– demonick™ — says:
hahahah
– demonick™ — says:
dont you just wished you just said “hi” and saved all that trouble?
– demonick™ — says:
:p
whiterabbit says:
yes
whiterabbit says:
bye
– demonick™ — says:
hahaha
– demonick™ — says:
see ya..

…creative eh?

If you’re thinking that these stories are my embarrassing stories…well…think again! But hey, I would like to share these 2 incidences that I have actually encountered courtesy of others and by the end of both, you tell me which one is more embarrassing.

Incident 1
This took place at One Utama shopping centre a very long time ago (it was during my secondary school days). Back then, it was a trend to wear low-cut baggy jeans till they look like they’re going to fall off or something (remember that time?). Anyway, it was a friend’s birthday, and we were suppose to meet up in the shopping centre for a birthday celebration with a bunch of girls from another school, because my friend invited them. Our meeting point was in front of Jusco supermarket (back then there was no new wing yet!). So the birthday boy was sporting his baggy jeans that day in hopes of impressing the girls. It was so low, you could actually see his underwear from the back. We were there first, and later the girls came by and talked to my friend the birthday boy. I being the prankster, yanked his jeans hard till it fell straight down to the floor while he was talking to the girls (luckily he was wearing underwear!). Not only that, can you imagine the amount of people in that area?!! My friend was so embarrassed; he pulled his jeans up and chased the hell out of me, leaving the girls there stranded. I think I might have mentally scarred him for life during that incident.

Incident 2
A friend and I were driving around one afternoon and I had to stop to go use the restroom. So we stopped by this petrol kiosk as my friend had to fill up the tank anyway. I went in to the gents and had to use one of the cubicles as the urinals were out of order (so typical right?). So anyway, there were 2 doors. One was obviously closed and locked which only left the one which was slightly opened. Needless to say, I pushed it opened so that I can enter, and to my horror, there was a young girl there squatting taking a dump in full view!! The girl didn’t scream or anything as I guess she was too shocked or embarrassed herself to react. I just said sorry (duh!!) and closed the door and went out laughing telling my friend of what happened. It turns out, the ladies restroom is locked and requires a key from the counter to be opened. I guess she was having an “emergency” and didn’t bother asking. Why the heck do most of the petrol kiosks lock the ladies restroom to begin with anyway??!! So yeah, can you imagine that girl? She probably came out peeking if I was still around before coming out of the restroom. Oh, btw, I managed to hold it in and went to a shopping mall to relieve myself later on :)

So which do you think is more embarrassing eh?

Gee, I must have been slow at realising that I had made 2 major typo errors on 2 different entries. Best part was, I only realise it after about a week from the day it was first published! The first error was on the November 7th entry where I misspelled “Disguised” as “Disgused” on the title! Can you imagine??!!! Damn slow right??!! The title so big also didn’t I realise 0.O”

The second error was the previous entry dated November 13th, where I misspelled Corrinne May as Corrienne May, as the hyperlink. That’s why the damn link was not working because it’s linked to the wrong site!!! BAHHHH!!!

I’m in need of a processor or RAM upgrade!